toolers:

whenever i get stressed out, i think about this picture and become this dog

toolers:

whenever i get stressed out, i think about this picture and become this dog

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Choose Life. Choose a job. Choose a career. Choose a family. Choose a fucking big television, choose washing machines, cars, compact disc players and electrical tin openers. Choose good health, low cholesterol, and dental insurance. Choose fixed interest mortgage repayments. Choose a starter home. Choose your friends. Choose leisurewear and matching luggage. Choose a three-piece suit on hire purchase in a range of fucking fabrics. Choose DIY and wondering who the fuck you are on Sunday morning. Choose sitting on that couch watching mind-numbing, spirit-crushing game shows, stuffing fucking junk food into your mouth. Choose rotting away at the end of it all, pissing your last in a miserable home, nothing more than an embarrassment to the selfish, fucked up brats you spawned to replace yourselves. Choose your future. Choose life… But why would I want to do a thing like that? I chose not to choose life. I chose somethin’ else. And the reasons? There are no reasons. Who needs reasons when you’ve got heroin?

Trainspotting (1996)

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HELLO WISCONSIN

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ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

ivaan-ffxiv:

deershadow:

i bet that cat doesn’t even game, it’s just doing it for attention. 

Fake gamer cats, ugh

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  • kids: hey dad where are we going for our next vacation
  • me: well lets see kids
  • me: *throws dart at map of the world*
  • me: hm
  • me: another trip to the middle of the pacific ocean
afallingledzeppelin:

Robert Plant in Los Angeles -June, 27 1977

afallingledzeppelin:

Robert Plant in Los Angeles -June, 27 1977

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soundsof71:

Robert Plant’s hair, extras from The Song Remains The Same 

Extras? As in “not really needed?” I think not.

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thatfunnyblog:

Game of Thrones cast photos out of character.

I love these photos so much

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digg:

BREAKING: DISNEYLAND NO LONGER HAPPIEST PLACE ON EARTH

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